So if you read this blog regularly you know that I recently arranged to have several handsome men drop their pants for my friend Lisa's Bachelorette party. They had MAZEL TOV spelled on their cheeks. They also grabbed me, pulled down my pants and wrote "I love you Lisa" on my rear end. Edith took a photo and jokingly commented on this blog that she would sell the pic for a donation to my medical fund and Wendy took the ball and ran with it. She has now started a silent auction to bid on a photo of my bare white ass. Proceeds will go to my medical fund, which will most likely be used to help pay for an in home aid when the time comes. Since I'm somewhat embarrassed, the bidding starts at $1000.
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